After an episode where Archie’s superhero costume became as soon as explicitly talked about and designed by Katy Keene (extensive identify of Katy Keene airing on The CW in 2020), Archie decides to system victims customarily dressed as the Dim Hood, as if that’s a lustrous thought.
Betty, who basically is over the final thing where Kevin tried to secure her LOBOTOMIZED (water beneath the bridge!) decides or now not it is an very perfect thought to invite her friend who’s novel out of an organ-harvesting cult to trace up for the FBI’s high college program with her.
Happily the metropolis licensed legitimate, Mary Andrews, is help. In crime metropolis, there are 150,000 criminals and one (1) licensed legitimate.
Unique off of lights a serial killer on fire, Veronica is specializing in her fogeys and her homework. Something’s now not simply right here!
While there became as soon as no corpse Jason this week, there became as soon as something nearly as tragic: Unhappy Pop Tate.
At FBI club, Betty customarily takes a BuzzFeed quiz called “Which One Of These Creeps Is A Serial Killer?” which reconfirms to her that she does, basically, bask in the SERIAL KILLER GENES.
ANYWAY, transferring on. The staunch extensive identify of this episode is unhappy Caramel the cat. This relate has confirmed quite quite a bit of fucked up shit over the years, but by some ability exhibiting teeny Betty Cooper with this rock managed to horrify me to my core.
Me, when somebody asks my favourite form of M&Ms:
We meet Hiram’s diversified daughter, Hermosa. The Accommodations bask in done for “H” names what the Kardashians did for “Okay” names.
I am now not being facetious when I yell I don’t bask in any thought what’s occurring with Archie and the young folks and the fitness heart and “Dodger”. I undoubtedly don’t bask in any thought what’s occurring. I will be able to’t apply it. I keep now not need the Vigilante genes. All I know is that Archie held a press convention for some cause????
Furthermore, I am in unhappy health of Jughead being at Stonewall Prep. His total space this week eager the Baxter Brothers book series (aka Hardy Boys) — a entirely existence-defining thing about him and his personality that we’re ideal learning about NOW — and learning that his grandfather became as soon as an creator.
Betty, who’s in actuality smarter than any adult on this relate, immediate comes to adore her brother Charles is sketchy as hell and now she’s going to defend him down. God bless Elizabeth Cooper.
In the second press convention of the episode, Hiram will get out of detention heart and publicizes he is running for mayor of Riverdale.
Oh, certain, and naturally the episode ends with the flash-forward over again, with Veronica, Archie, and Betty getting arrested for JUGHEAD’S MURDER.
My forever Riverdale mood:
Let me preface this by asserting this relate has broken my brain, due to no matter weeks of mocking Cheryl and her obsession with corpse Jason, I discovered myself inexplicably yearning for scenes with them. Thankfully it appears to be delight in we’re getting PLENTY of it next week:
And that’s all I’ve got! Peep you next week!